These are what passes for headline news these days…
1. Lock up your pooches.
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2. That’s super obvious
3. Ha ha!
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4. Were they dead?
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5. Yeah, I can see the caps.
6. In other news… their neighbor got a new car.
7. Seriously, we need more than that.
8. Not with that attitude is right!
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9. Didn’t know those are addictive. Wait…
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10. I bet putting that in a speech balloon will make things better.
11. And?
12. Actually, I don’t mind seeing that one in the news. That’s good news.
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13. …and it was trying to find a place to hide its nut.
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14. I can never understand why they do that.
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15. Newsworthy
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16. Cancer may increase cancer risk
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17. Street talk
18. Wasn’t it eco-friendly?
19. Really? Because we had no idea rain can do that.
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